My husband's favorite hobby: winding me up

Me: "god, Chinese people really like to put pictures of their food on Facebook" I say as I scroll through my newsfeed to view a piece of salmon on some spaghetti and some kinda noodle in broth (riveting)

Keith: "not just Chinese people"

Me: "like who? Dave? And his fish and chips?"

Keith: "... Or Anna*. And Bill*"

Me: "I guess. Who else though?"

Keith: "you"

Me: "I AM Chinese you idiot!"

Keith:"hahaha you are so easy to wind up"

But it's true. Tonight I had a paneer malkani from Curry Zone and I wish I had a picture of it to share with you all.

*names changed to protect identities of rare non-Chinese food picture addicts